but this is actually the show
no like seriously, these are the actual lines in this scene from the show.
WAIT IS IT ACTUALLY GENUINELY A THING THAT AMERICANS DON’T HAVE KETTLES?
BUT THEN HOW DO THEY MAKE TEA?!
by throwing it into the harbor
If I were you… Oh, If I were you… Perhaps I WAS you, of course. Or perhaps…you ARE me.
I’d love to think this is how the story of the Doctor ends. He retired, chose the name Curator and TARDIS became The National Gallery.
Please can we have this. All shows end eventually and this would be a proper ending.
Clara sometimes asks me if I dream.
"Of course I dream" I tell her. "Everybody dreams."
"But what do you dream about?" she’ll ask,
"The same thing everybody dreams" I tell her. "I dream about where I’m going." She always laughs at that.
"You’re not going anywhere, you’re just wondering about"
That’s not true. Not anymore. I have a new destination. My journey is the same as yours, the same as anyone’s. It’s taken me so many years, so many lifetimes, but at least I know where I’m going, where I’ve always been going:
Home… the long way around.