My brother was the coolest damn kid like in first grade he was shopping and brought up a pink barbie lunch box and was like “I wanna get this one mama.” and my mom didn’t want to tell him know so she tried to divert him and when he wouldn’t have it she was nervous about how to handle it delicately ad said, “Well it is a little girlie, Keith. What are you gonna do if someone makes fun of you?” and he said, “Well then I’ll just tell them this was the one I liked.” Like that’s some badass shit why wasn’t I that chill?
This plan is stupid and we’re going to die.
I FOUND A SECRET SHARING WEBSITE AND THIS IS THE BEST ONE
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In 2009, Pratt was cast on Parks and Rec for a six-episode arc as the oafish boyfriend of Rashida Jones’ character. That soon changed. “Almost at the point of the audition we were like, ‘Oh, we have to reconceive this, because this guy’s the funniest person we’ve ever seen. We’re not letting that guy go,” says series co-creator Michael Schur - Entertainment Weekly